thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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