would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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