She announced her abortion via fbk
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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