haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
