Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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