i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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