I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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