I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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