Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I think we might need a safe word for this...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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