I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Randomize
