Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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