her vagine was all disorganized.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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