I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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