Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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