everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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