i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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