do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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