Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i think im in europe. pls send help
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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