And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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