writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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