i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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