What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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