is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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