we'll go far in life on tits alone.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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