would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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