I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
