i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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