Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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