Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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