turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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