He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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