Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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