would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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