so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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