Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Randomize
