oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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