My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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