there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
