idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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