im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
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