We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize
