Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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