so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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