maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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