This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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