I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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