Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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