But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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