Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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