I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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