It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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