awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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