My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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