32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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