normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just want to make out with him forever
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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