I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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