oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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