you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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